allaboutschool:

me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments" 

 me as soon as I get home:

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akaashie:

when something stressful comes up

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swordlesbianism:

Some of you did not spend your childhoods making potions out of random leaves and berries and twigs and just throwing them all in a tub of water and stirring it with a big stick you found and it shows.

kannmuri:

mondays more like

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officialfrenchtoast:

“dinner is ready”

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lukerawme:

me: i’m stressed

someone: don’t be stressed

me: 

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionHow do you spend your nights? Answer

softcoreish-deactivated20240717:

Overthinking and imagining scenarios that will never happen

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

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see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

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hoebutmadefashion:

hoebutmadefashion:

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

i was homeschooled

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imsoofuckingsad:

murderer: any last words

me: do u think i’m cute be honest

whateverwaythewindblows:

oxfordcommaforever:

babyanimalgifs:

Starting the day with an Otter

Oh. My. God.

It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them

gothvelma:

egberts:

idk what’s funnier, pets with stereotypical human names like bryan and mckayla or pets with completely ridiculous names like hamburger and concrete

counterpoint- both, one of each. “these are my cats, switchboard and gary.”

politiho:

web-wrecker:

heckifiknowcomics:

hang in there buddy.

He?

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